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Wish my arms were longer then you
Wouldn't be annoying when you
Start to irritate, itch on my back
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Though I've rubbed you 'gainst the door frame
I still can't get rid of that itch I need to scratch you
I can't wait, wish I weren't here alone
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Wooden spoons and broom handles, catches
On cupboard doors, metal bolts and latches
I'm trying to find a way
You're driving me
Out of my mind you know
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Someone
Come around
Need you help
To scratch my back
To scratch my back
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Can't wait patiently
For your return
I need you quick
To scratch this itch

I'm rubbing 'gainst doors
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I'm climbing the walls
Wriggling on the floor
Can't take it anymore
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I've tried a cricket bat
And other things like that
But you're in a itch that I can't scratch
In the middle of my back
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You've been going on so long now
And I'm lost for ideas
On just how I can scratch you
What can I do to
Get rid of you
And I just don't know what to do
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Someone help me
I need relief
Come scratch my back
Come scratch my back
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Can't wait patiently
For your return
I need you quick
To scratch this itch
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I'm rubbing 'gainst doors
I'm climbing the walls
Wriggling on the floor
Can't take it anymore
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I've tried a cricket bat
And other things like that
But you're in a itch that I can't scratch
In the middle of my back
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Come scratch my back
Oh.....
Come scratch my back