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17 minutes sodded off with it, time it took to load the car
Putting all the coats in, buggy and a brolly, chairs, balls and a picnic hamper
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It's alright now (the kids in and the baby)
Alright now (cause we're ready to go)
Sometimes I wonder if it's worth the hassle
And my hubby's the worst one you know?
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Wearing me out, all this running around,
It just starts, driving me mad, such hassle
Going on a family day out
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Brain dead from moaning
At arguments between the kids in the back of the car,
Nobody is listening they keep going on regardless,
I think this journey is going too far
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That's enough kids now (I'm talking to myself then?)
Enough kids now (I'm just wasting my time)
Keep on blowing raspberries at your sister and we'll go home
now let us turn the car round
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Wearing me out, all this
Shouting around, it just starts
Driving me mad, such hassle
Going on a family day out
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We're going out, it's alright now
They've settled down, no more rows
I am so glad, s'alright now
Going on a family day out